After a seemingly long absence that had fans dying for their fix, 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After returned this year better than ever. Producers brought in a mix of new and familiar faces, and the season was not short of the drama everyone loves this show for.
Which cast members were you cheering on? Which ones did you wish would never appear on-screen again? We’ve decided to give these cast members the personality test of our ages and sort Russ, Paola, Nicole, Azan, Larissa, Colt, Ashley, Jay, Elizabeth, And Andrei into their respective Hogwarts houses. Will Slytherin be getting a large batch of new students this year, or will Hufflepuff see some new members? Let’s find out!
Russ - Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff is described as the house of the loyal and fair. Russ has been incredibly faithful to Paola, moving across the country to a city where she will feel more culturally at home. He’s also stood by Paola’s side while her best friend attempted to destroy their marriage, and has put his career on hold so Paola can pursue her modeling career in Miami. There’s no doubt Russ will make a kind, fair, and loyal father to their baby. Hopefully, parenthood will be a strengthening source for their marriage.
Paola - Slytherin
Slytherins are known to be cunning, ambitious, and determined for power. We can see Paola’s ambition through her pursuance of a modeling career in the U.S. While this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, it’s a bit unfair to force Russ to move so far away from his family and career. We also saw a few cunning moments, where Paola attempted to pit Russ’ mother against her own mother after Baby Axel was born. We hope this was just the infamous TLC editing and not Paola actually trying to cause drama during those precious first few weeks of motherhood!
Nicole - Hufflepuff
Nicole is loyal to Azan all the way to the altar, it seems. Despite many rumors of scams, cheating, and breakups, Nicole continued to stick by Azan’s side. She even had plans to move, bringing her daughter May, to Morocco with no savings, and Azan still unemployed.
Fortunately, it doesn’t look like Nicole and May moved, and May is enrolled in school in Florida. We’re happy to see Nicole taking a step back and putting her sweet, adorable daughter’s needs first!
Azan - Slytherin
It’s no surprise from the many rumors of scams that Azan seems almost snake-like. While we can’t quite figure out what it is, Azan appears to have a goal in mind when it comes to his relationship with Nicole. We almost didn’t place him in Slytherin because of his lack of ambition when it comes to employment. Still, perhaps he’s highly ambitious in other pursuits? While we do see a tender side of him when he interacts with May, we can’t decipher what his intentions are with Nicole, and if he actually intends to marry her.
Larissa - Slytherin
The one half of the extremely volatile couple that is Colt and Larissa, Larissa, has an explosive temper and high ambitions about what her life was going to be like in America. Colt and Larissa fought so much during their relationship that three domestic violence charges were filed against Larissa. She’s since been found not guilty, but her marriage to Colt is over. We’re hoping Larissa will stay away from the legal drama, so her citizenship process stays safe!
Colt - Slytherin
90 Day Fiance has seen its share of drama-filled relationships, but Colt and Larissa are up there as one of the craziest. At first, we thought of Colt as a Hufflepuff, coming across as a mild-mannered computer nerd who really enjoyed the company of his cats. It was also sweet that he provided his elderly mother, Debbie, with a home. Then, Colt’s mean side came out and reared its head during the Tell-All. The fact Colt always sided with his Debbie, never standing by his wife, shows a snaky side that’s definitely Slytherin. Maybe that’s why these two clashed so much?
Ashley - Hufflepuff
Despite a rather tumultuous engagement and a rocky start to their marriage, Ashley remained loyal to Jay. Her insecurities began to show throughout the season, though, as it became more obvious Jay wasn’t as faithful as he was way claiming to be. Jay’s friend Kendell confessed to Ashley about Jay’s affair in the barbershop he was working at, showing her video of her spouse being reprimanded for his behavior.
Ashley’s loyalty to Jay has caused her a lot of undue mental hardship. Their on-again, then off-again marriage ended earlier this year, and Ashley checked into rehab to deal with depression.
Jay - Slytherin
Jay’s slithering and sneaking around during his marriage to Ashley makes him a perfect member of Slytherin. Jay wasted no time turning unfaithful, planning to meet up with women online just 3 days after getting married. Even after Ashley forgave him and tried to remedy their marriage, Jay cheated on her (via InTouch), causing Ashley to throw his things out and call the cops. This lead to one of the most intense moments on the show that made this season such a memorable one. The fact their marriage is finally over is probably the best thing for these two.
Elizabeth - Hufflepuff
Elizabeth was very loyal to Andrei, even going against her family’s direction to appease his ego on a few issues. Not one for conflict, she often came across as a pushover this season when it comes to Andrei’s overpowering personality, not making the smartest decisions at times. Maybe she was just trying to avoid stress while she’s pregnant or she really loves a man who takes charge of everything? Her kind nature will definitely reflect in motherhood, and we hope parenthood is a strengthening factor for this couple as well!
Andrei - Gryffindor
Students who belong in Gryffindor are generally seen as bold and chivalrous, but also reckless and arrogant. While we wouldn’t exactly call Andrei chivalrous, he was undoubtedly bold. His arrogance and reckless behavior caused quite a bit of conflict between Elizabeth and him, as he pushed to alienate the couple from Elizabeth’s family. During this season, they clearly needed financial help with a baby on the way. Still, he was too proud to accept help from Elizabeth’s Dad, yet doesn’t seem motivated to find a job. Father seems to have turned him into a proud papa lion, though. Hopefully, he’ll become a provider for his family.
